I Married A Fat Bitch

my wife is weighs 78 stones and i am 62 stones.she will only have sex with the light on and i have always got to be on top,when we have sex i really scream loud and she thinks that is because she is really excellent .but the truth is my a.r.s.e keeps getting burned by the tight bulb hanging from the ceiling .should i tell her the truth ,i also have to tell her to fart so i can find the right hole as i dont fancy tackling her ar.se

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